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Fermentation Wishes for 2006

Bestwishes

FERMENTATION WISHES FOR 2006

1. BALANCE
We wish that balanced wines will return to the market in force; wines that are not overripe, not over alcoholic not over extracted

2. A GATHERING OF WINE BLOGGERS

We wish for a gathering of wine bloggers where ideas and wines can be exchanged

3. A HUGE AUDIENCE FOR FELLOW BLOGGERS

We wish that our fellow bloggers who continue to work to define and refine this medium attract huge audiences to their sites

4. OLD WINE FOR EVERYONE
We wish that more drinkers would seek out and explore the glories of older wines

5. MORE FOCUS ON...
We wish that wine drinkers would focus their attention on Anderson Valley Wines, wines from Atlas Peak, Monterey wines, and rose.

6. AN EMERGENCE OF "OTHER STATES" WINERIES

We wish that consumers would focus more attention and interest on wines from Michigan, Texas, Virginia, Pennsylvania and other states whose wines are too often ignored, yet readily accessible via the Internet

7. A BOOK ABOUT AMERICA'S TOP VINEYARDS
We wish a book written by America's top wine writers be published that takes a close and intimate look at America's best single vineyards.

8. FAIRNESS IN WINE SALES
We wish for an end to legislative favoritism showed to wholesalers by a leveling of the playing field for wineries so they can sell their wines to whomever they want, retailers, restaurateurs, and consumers alike.

9. A GREAT YEAR FOR OUR WINEMAKING FRIENDS AND CLIENTS
We wish for a great and successful year for all of our winemaking friends and especially clients of Wark Communications

10. FAMILY

We wish for the continued health and happiness and the warm, comfortable embrace of my family.

Predictions for 2006

Predictions

FERMENTATION PREDICTIONS FOR 2006

1. ALCOHOL OVERLOAD
The release of the 2004 California vintage will see higher than average alcohol levels leading to a backlash against higher alcohols among knowledgeable wine drinkers

2. PINOT NOIR A HIT--BUT SMALLER
Sales of Pinot Noir will continue to impress, but not at 2005 levels

3. PRICE INCREASES
A stable economy, though not booming, will lead to slight overall increases in wines, particularly in wines currently selling between $15 and $25.

4. MORE WINE BLOGS
The number of wine blogs will continue to increase at a steady pace with far more wineries undertaking to blog as a way to stay in closer touch with their customers

5. POP CULTURED WINE
Through television and cinema wine will take on a higher profile in our pop culture

6. HIGHER TAXES
We will see a few states increase taxes on beer, wine and spirits to overcome deficits

7. CRITTER INVASION CONTINUES
More and more new cute animal and otherwise cute labels will continue to hit the market at all price points

8. WINE BLOG ADVERTISING GROWS
We'll see a 10X increase, at least, in money spent on advertising on wine blogs.

9. SPARKLING WINE SALES SPARKLE
2006 will be the year when people venture into Sparkling wines and champagne on a more regular basis spurring a significant increase in sales of these wines

10. NUMBERS AND RATINGS OF WINE AS POPULAR AS EVER
The rating and reviewing game will be as strong as ever with no backlash against Mr. Parker, the Spectator. In fact, we'll even more interest in other wine reviewers and wine publications that rate wine

Resolutions

FERMENTATION'S  RESOLUTIONS  FOR  2006

1. Provide more wine-related education to readers

2. Play a stronger editorial role in the battle to preserve small wineries against wholesalers

3. Engage more readers in dialog via the comment section of this blog

4. Publish more interviews with creative and fascinating wine people

5. Give FERMENTATION advertisers an enthusiastic readership of wine lovers

6. Do much, much more to promote the work of outstanding wine bloggers

7. Find a GREAT & INFORMED palate to offer wine reviews at FERMENTATION

8. Work hard to assure no conflict of interest between FERMENTATION and Wark Communications

9. Offer an increased diet of book reviews to Fermentation's readers

10. Not get sued or change this blog's URL

A Not-So-Modest Wine Proposal for 2006

Proposal: Force Wholesalers To Buy Every Single Bottle of Wine in Monopoly States

Across the country from Washington State to Arizona to Kentucky to Indiana and elsewhere we are going to see truly consequential political battles in 2006 over who can sell wine to whom.

At issue is the fact that many states allow their wineries to sell directly to retailers while out of state wineries are not allowed to. After the Supreme Court decision in May that slapped down NY and MI's discriminatory laws that had in-state wineries shipping to consumers but stopping out of state wineries from doing the same, most lawmakers conclude that discriminatory regulations simply won't fly, whether they apply to retailers or consumers purchasing the wine from wineries.

In 2006 wholesalers across the country will attempt to have laws passed that FORCE wineries to sell their wine to wholesalers if the wineries want their bottlings on retail shelves or restaurant menus.

FORCE them to use a Wholesaler.

This would mean: 1) significantly lower profits for the wineries, 2) loss of control of their branding and marketing, 3) probably far fewer sales of their wine, and 4) the likely demise of many small wineries across the country.

So I have a question...

If Wineries are to be FORCED to use wholesalers to get their wine to market, shouldn't wholesalers be FORCED to represent the wineries?

In fact, shouldn't wine wholesalers be FORCED to buy every single bottle of wine produced by wineries in states where it becomes illegal for wineries to sell to retailers and restaurants themselves?

Just a little question for wineries, wholesalers and lawmakers to consider as they all gear up to fight this battle in 2006.

The issue in Arizona
The issue in Kentucky
The issue in Washington State
The issue in Indiana

The Dr. Seuss Definition of Great Wine

Catinhat I can't help but continue to return to the subject of "terroir". I feel deep down that by understating this idea and how it is used by winemakers and wine drinkers I'll somehow better understand my own interaction with the natural and social world I live in.

I know. This sounds rather loopy..even "new ageish". Yet, once one chooses to investigate the intellectual and emotional aspect of any discipline, including wine, you are forced to deal with issues that touch on your view of the world and how that world touches you. Terroir is a polarizing concept because how you understand it in large part demonstrates your relationship to the world around you. And depending on how you understand terroir, you are likely to find yourself on opposite ideological ground from those who view it different from you.

I was brought back to thinking about this after reading another outstanding article by Dan Berger at AppellationAmerica.com: "Lost in The Numbers: An Old Terroirist's Commentary on Wine-by-the-Numbers and the lost of Regional Typicity".

For those of you really only interested in what wine tastes best to you, you may not want to continue. Yet rest assured, you won't be thought less of for you departure. There is no requirement that one must look deeply into the meaning of wine to be a wine lover.

That said, Berger's article is far less a rumination on numbers and reviews as it is an exposition of the most important and interesting questions that surround the idea of "What makes Great Wine". Berger argues that great wine must offer "varietal definition and regional typicity"; it must taste like the grape or grapes it is made from and it must deliver characteristics of the terroir that influenced the growth of the wine's primary source material.

Now, you could argue that "Great Wine" is that bottle that most pleases you and therefore there can be no real definition for what constitutes great wine. That idea is so uninteresting and so conversation-stopping and so anti-spiritual that I really refuse to even contemplate it...at least without having lots of wine in my system.

No, I tend to believe that there are standards. Just because you really really love that piece of literature entitled "The Cat in the Hat" doesn't mean it's a great book or great literature on par with "The Sun Also Rises." No, "The Sun also Rises" is not only a far better piece of literature than "The Cat in the Hat" it's also Great Literature.

Yet what of this notion that to be great, a wine must show varietal definition and regional typicity? The most interesting part of Berger's article, and there are many, is when he looks into the inherent competition between these two strains within great wine. He recognizes that there are those who would argue that "terroir" or regional typicity trumps everything else. And here he uses the French AOC system to both demonstrate and call into question this single minded idea:

"If terroir were so compelling an idea, why did the French need to restrict the grape varieties of Montrachet to Chardonnay? They could very well have argued, “Terroir defines a character in every wine that emanates from a particular soil and growing region, so it matters little which grapes grow here. So we will permit any grape to grow here, because the character of the resulting wine will reflect the soil at least as much as the varietal does.” And thus they could well have permitted to grow in Montrachet, with their faith in terroir giving them the confidence that the resulting wine would be reflective more of Montrachet, the region, than of the grape or grapes that made the wine."

Indeed, Why?

The answer lies in the French view of terroir. To the French, "Terroir" is much more than the composition of soil and climate and aspect of the land that delivers particular character to a wine. Terroir, to the French, is TRADITION.

Below is an explanation of the AOC (Appellation d'Origine Controlle) system taken from the French proprietors of that ridged system of rules and regulations that tell French growers what grapes they can grow and how they can grow them in the various regions of France: L'Institut National Appellation d'Origine:

"The Appellation d'Origine Contrôlée identifies an unprocessed or processed agricultural product, which draws its authenticity and typicity from its geographical origin.

This status guarantees a close link between the product and the terroir, which is a clearly defined geographical area with its own geological, agronomical, climatic, etc. characteristics, as well as particular disciplines self-imposed by the people in order to get the best out of the land. This notion of terroir encapsulates both natural and human factors, and means that the resulting product may not be reproduced outside its territory.

The purpose of the AOC is thus to protect a duly established reputation.

The production conditions of the product are also the result of a culture and a history: they include local, loyal and consistent customs and are included in the decree."

Do you see what I see? "terroir, which is a clearly defined geographical area with its own geological, agronomical, climatic, etc. characteristics, as well as particular disciplines self-imposed by the people...production conditions of the product are also the result of a culture and a history: they include local, loyal and consistent customs and are included in the decree."

What goes without saying here is that the characteristic taste of Bordeaux wines that are attributed to the "terroir" are as much a result of the production techniques (which include varietal selection) as they are the composition of the natural make up of the land.

So to return to Berger's contention that if the French really believed in terroir they would not limit the varieties that can be planted, I think we can offer this conclusion: The French DON'T believe in "Terroir". Rather, they believe in a Traditional Stylistic Framework that has been worked out over the centuries.

I think many of you are now thinking "it has taken centuries for the French to understand which varieties do best in particular regions and vineyards; that this longevity and experiences is the source of their greatness." Perhaps. But has anyone tasted a Riesling from Burgundy? Has anyone tasted a Pinot from Bordeaux? Not that I know of. Were these grapes once planted in these regions? Probably. Are we sure these varieties COULD NOT perform well in these regions? Probably not.

And this brings me back to California and the nature of the American. Clearly ours is not a nation of tradition. Our entire history rests more on breaking new ground rather than plowing the same turf over and over. From the breathtakingly new quality of our Constitution to our early adoption of the idea of innovation as an economic principle to the unprecedented move westward into new lands, Americans have kept tradition as a secondary guide to the more overwhelming embrace of what is new and what is possible. We are experimenters at heart.

This inclination to embrace change and novelty has made it impossible for us to sit comfortably with the notion of terroir that informs the French. Perhaps over time market forces will do to the rest of the American wine industry what it has done to Napa Valley where you find a near mono-varietal status in the vineyards. Perhaps Russian River Valley will one day be filled only with Pinot Noir and Chardonnay. But it won't be because no other varietal is adapted to those terroirs. It will be because Russian River Valley Pinot Noir demands a higher price than Russian River Valley Zinfandel.

And this, in turn, brings us back to the idea of "Greatness" in wine. Here in America, and in much of the new world, Greatness is being determined by the market. And the market often has nothing to say about the idea of regional typicity or varietal definition. Market-driven definitions of "greatness" come down to the idea mentioned earlier: "If I really like it, it's great". And this, of course, is the "Dr. Seuss Definition of Great Wine".

One Billion Liters of Wine on the Wall...

Billion

It is being reported that..
One Billion Liters of Wine Is In Storage in Australia!

Someone help with the math here because I keep looking at this number and I really am having a hard time believing it.

Is this the equivalent of more than 100,000,000 cases of wine sitting in storage in Australia?

100,000,000 plus?

And consider that the Australian Harvest is just around the corner. I can't imagine what the grape growers in that country are looking at in terms of the prices they'll get for this year's grapes.

This sort of surplus, sitting in the warehouses of a wine exporting country, affects LOTS of people. They are going to have to dump this wine on markets around the world and at prices that will be akin to giving it away. This is GREAT for consumers...but at what cost to producers. How would you like to be sitting on average California wine that you hope to sell or $10 a bottle? Yikes!

And if you are an Australian brand with lots of good brand equity in the market, you can't just lower your price on your front line brand then hope to spike the prices when the surplus is over with. By that time consumers and the market will have already become accustomed to paying much less for your wine.

Meaning, we are going to see even more "new" and "second" labels from Australian producers hit the market...and at great prices.

I'm hoping some of the experts on the Australian wine industry in the blogosphere and elsewhere will weigh in on this.

UPDATE:
Just for perspective's sake, you could give a bottle of wine
to every single person living in Australia, The United States,
France, Spain and Germany and still have more than half of
this surplus in tank.

Authenticity in Wine?...Yea, Why Not!

Jennifer Rosen, writing in the Rocky Mountain News, hands it back pretty good to the Europeans on the issue of "place name" regulations on food and wine.

A recent bi-continental accord between the U.S. and E.U saw a number of traditional place names associated with food and wine gain greater protection. Using terms such as claret, Haut-Sauterne, hock, Marsala, , Moselle, port, retsina, Sauterne and Tokay on bottles from places other than these places are set to go by the wayside.

This sort of proprietary mindset on the part of the Europeans makes sense to me. They've hung their hat on the notion of "Terroir" and that the place makes the difference. And so, they've chosen to wear that hat too.

What I've always wondered but not taken the time to research is how the negotiations between the U.S. and E.U. on this issue proceeded. For example, I wonder if the U.S. negotiators ever suggested that the term "Authentic" or Authentique" might be allow only on those wines or products that are actually from the place on the label. So that, a Tawny Port from Portugal might get to use the term "Authentic Tawny Port" while Tawny Port-styled wine from Australia might simply be labeled "Tawny Port".

This strikes me as something the Europeans might have considered for a couple of reasons. First, it would have been a concession from their hard line stand and earned them the opportunity to ask for something else of value. Second, the implied denigration that would be applied to those products without the world "authentic" on the label would seem to match many producers of wine and food on the Continent who seem to enjoy denigrating other countries' products.

That said, Rosen brings up a good point first mad by the the Australians in their own concession to stop using European place names on their food and wine products:

"Australia sees justice at the end of the tunnel. Their trade body theorizes that as port and sherry are phased out and "vintage liqueur" or "fortified red stuff" is phased in, consumers gradually will forget all about those once-generic Euro names. Instead of being the beneficiary of our marketing and consumers, they posit, eventually Europe and its archaic appellations and regulations will be left out in the cold."

In the end, I'm inclined to believe that place names are important. Despite what I've written in the past about the idea of terroir, I am in fact a "terroirista" and believe that the place and the name and the product ought to match.

Best Wine Books of 2005

My books stack up. They stack up by the bedside, in my office, in my closet, on my television and on my desk. It's a problem I'm working one.

And while this year it seems I've been concentrating on antiquarian editions within the wine genre, I've still had time to buy and buy and browse and buy the wine books that are new to the shelves.

Wine works well in the pages because it is a product that spans history, culture, classes, personalities, science and even the overwhelming need to incorporate celebrity into our lives.

My Five Top New Wine Books of 2005 hit on a number of these subjects, each with a different perspective and all from authors with a unique voice.

Mccoy
The Emperor of Wine: The Rise of Robert Parker and the Reign of American Taste (By Elin McCoy)
Robert Parker has become a polarizing figure in the world of wine as well as a necessary figure. No one stirs more debate and interest not just about his influence, but about what wine should be than the author of the wine advocate. When he is done publishing he will still be polarizing, but he will also be found to be responsible for creating more wine enthusiasts than any other non-vintner in this era. Elin McCoy nails Parker's significance not only to American wine drinkers but to the wine trade around the world. This book could have been terrible. It could have been a mere expose based on an agenda. It is in fact an exploration of the modern taste in wine and the modern approach to wine using Robert Parker as the central character and spring board for important discussions.

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Great Wines of America: The Top 40 Vintners, Vineyards and Vintages (By Paul Lukacs)
I review this book at length in an earlier post as well as interviewed its author. Since first reading I've gone back to it numerous times not so much to check the list, but to better understand and appreciate the criteria by which Lukacs devises his list. This is not so much a list of the best in America as it is an explanation of the significant movements and elements of the American wine story with pointers to those vintners and wines that exemplify America's wine story. This book is highly recommended.

Standage
A History of the World in Six Glasses (By Tom Standage)

Tom Standage is the the Technology Editor at The Economist, perhaps the top news magazine in the world. He is also a historian. Neither of these two facts about the man are difficult to imagine after reading A History of the World in Six Glasses. The premise of this great read is that different ages throughout history have each had their defining drink. Beer, wine, spirits, coffee, tea, and Coca-Cola are the six defining drinks in this work. Wine is all over the book and for good reason. It has spanned civilizations and time, allowing all number of accomplishments to occur. Standage explains this in smooth running prose that really hit the spot. Not a reference boo, by any means, but rather this is a very good "sit down and enjoy read"...nearly a romp.

Heimoff
A Wine Journey Along The Russian River (By Steve Heimoff)
This book too has been reviewed in an earlier post. It winds up on my To Five list because it is the best book I've read this year that attempts to dissect a particular wine region, in this case Sonoma County's Russian River Valley. The West Coast Editor of the Wine Enthusiast Magazine, Heimoff digs deep into this region exploring the geography, the spiritual and practical meaning of the land, the people who live and work in the region and the mean of the wines that are produced here. It is a very personal book in a way I did not expect and this too makes it a great find and great read. You'll leave the final page knowing enough about this region to satisfy you, but also with a strong desire to get in your car and drive about the back roads of the Russian River Valley looking yourself to uncover its secrets.

Parkerbook
The Worlds Great Wine Estates: A Modern Perspective (By Robert Parker)
If you read Robert Parker's Wine Advocate you'll know that far more interesting than his numbers is his commentary that arrives before the reviews of a region and the perspective he reveals when he writes about an estate before launching into the reviews. This new tome is an expansion these elements of his writing. "The World's Great Wine Estates" is both reference and story, not an easy combination to pull of. Parker pulls it off with authority, depth and a very critical eye. While a large book, it is not comprehensive in it's look at the world of wine. However, it is a magnificent examination of what the best vintners in the world are doing and how they are doing it.

No More Snorting Cabernet

Tfjr_1 I've been a "serious wine drinker" now for going on 20 years. And the other day was the first time I did something I should have started doing 20 years ago:

I asked the waiter for a second, empty wine glass to pour half the wine from the FULL wine glass into.

Can I describe the bizarre look of shock and lack of understanding I encountered on the waiters face as he tried to register what I was asking for?

Why it has taken this long to take this simple step I can not say. However, one of my New Year's Resolutions this year will be to always ask for a second glass whenever a server brings me a glass of wine that is filled to the brim with wine, leaving no room to swirl and sniff without splashing my wife and friends or snorting Cabernet up my nose.

There are a number good reasons to serve wine in a glass that allows swirling and the mix of air into the wine. The most important reason is simply that for a wine to truly release its aromas it must mix with air. You must swirl it, decant it, something it. And you can't do that in a glass that is filled to the brim.

I've always been an "aroma whore" when it comes to wine. More often than not I'm more taken with the aroma and more attracted intellectually and sensually to the aroma of wine than I am to the texture and flavor. It happens about 30% of the time I calculated that a full wine glass in a restaurant prevents me from pursuing my aroma fetish. I never demanded the second glass, I guess, because I figured why deal with an explanation to the waiter? Why deal with what might be presumed to be "showing off" to those guests who don't know me? That second guessing is over. Life is too short.

Why it took this long get here is beyond me. Long ago I overcame a reluctance to ask for hard butter in a restaurant. There are two types of people in this world: hard butter and soft butter people. I like mine hard and whenever the butter is brought to the table soft now, I request hard butter. Well, now I'll  have my hard butter ALONG WITH my aroma-accessible wine when I sit and eat at restaurants.

ADVICE FOR THE DAY: Don't wait to ask for what you want. Life is short

Bubble Me this

Champ It is impossible this week to find wine articles published that do not focus on Champagne and Sparkling wine from around the world. It is that time of year.

I wanted to choose a link to the most interesting Sparkling Wine story I came across, one written by Patrick Comiskey for the Los Angeles Times.

In it Patrick explores the various ways Champagne is presented with regard to terroir. On the one hand you have "houses" like Krug who, if they've done their job and achieved their goals, have completed obliterated any reference to the vineyards where grapes for their champagne was grown. In this case the idea is that you are buying and drinking "Krug" or "Dom" or "Veuve", not a grape or vineyard. On the other hand you have smaller producers whose Champagne is related to a particular vineyard. Very interesting stuff.

As for this compulsion to have Champagne on hand for New Years Eve, I have some suggestions for finding just the right bottle:

D&M Liquors Champagne Selection

K&L Wine Merchants Champagne Selection

Morrell & Company Champagne Selection

I'll finish with one of my favorite wine quotes, which happens to be focused on Champagne and offered by Madame Bollinger herself

"I drink Champagne when I'm happy and when I'm sad.
Sometimes I drink it when I'm alone.
When I have company, I consider it obligatory.
I trifle with it if I'm not hungry and drink it when I am.
Otherwise I never touch it unless I'm thirsty."
 

In Defense of the Wine Critic

Critic Yesterday I posted on the idea that wine critics are important. That they serve a purpose. Well, I get mail and comments on a regular basis in response to what serves as editorial here and this post was no exception. Interestingly, I got more mail in response to this post than there were comments. And almost all the mail was negative...that is, those writing had really very few nice things to say about the wine critic and their value to society. Here's one of my favorites:

"Jesus, Tom. How much are you paid by Parker and the Spectator to push their swill on us. These people make a living on insecurity and nothing more. Their opinion of wine is no more important than that of the drunk in the street. We all  have our own tastes our own tastes are just as valid as he critics."

Here's another example:

"Wouldn't it be easier...and a whole lot more authentic...for us wine drinkers to just buy something, decide if we like it, then move on? I've found critics to be a waste of time and maybe even detrimental to the consumer. They've pushed the idea that wine is a number and a simple bowl of flavors. They've made wine more difficult to appreciate."

For the record, no, I don't get paid by the critics to defend them.

However, critics do deserve defending.

Let's start with the very idea of criticism. But let's first define the word. "Criticism" should be understood as an assessment, not "you suck" finger pointing. The critic is assessing something. This is a pretty important distinction. The latter usually has little of value to offer. The former is an exploration.

The very best critics truly love the object of their criticism. Movie, music, art, book, food and wine critics find themselves in the business of assessing something they truly love, something with which they have a intimate connection. You could argue, and and am, that criticism is one person's attempt to improve the object of their affection. By praising or criticizing a movie or a piece of music they are asking the artist and those in the artist's field to take note: someone is watching.

So what is the difference between the critic and the consumer? Education.

The best critics are far more aware of what led to the object of their critique than the average consumer. For example, the best wine critics can explain to their readers what makes this California Cabernet Sauvignon outside the mainstream, how it relates to Cabernets produced in the past, what techniques were employed to produce it and, often, what motivation the winemaker had in creating such a Cabernet.

But let's be honest, these kind of critics, these learned, well-educated critics are few and far between. But then so is good criticism. However, a well-rendered critique of a movie or wine or book can often be more satisfying and more educational than the object of the critique when it is consumed or experienced without any middle man.

Yet today, wine criticism is mostly utilitarian. It is usually offered as advice: "Drink this, don't drink that." It has been suggested that we really don't need this kind of writing, that our own palates are the best source of this information. Others have suggested that rather than listening to someone recommend or critique a wine who has no knowledge of your own palate is of little value. It is suggested that you find a retailer who you can go to directly, who you can look in the face and tell them what you like so they can serve you directly.

This is a fine idea, but I fail to see the difference between the retailing critic and the critic in print...other than there is a different motivation at work that has to do with sales. This is not to say that good retailers won't serve this purpose well. I know a number of them that serve this purpose for me.

Yet consider the person who really enjoys wine, likes exploring different types, likes steeping themselves in it's lore and wants to learn. How is the critic not good for them? Perhaps they have a budget of $100 a month they are willing to spend on wine and their wine education. Certainly under these circumstances a wine critic who suggests they try a particular Mendoza Malbec because it represents that region's distinctive style of Malbec or that they try an unwooded California Chardonnay because it represents the antitheses of mainstream California Chardonnay becomes a useful source for the wine lover.

Today grocery stores alone are often filled with hundreds of different wines from numerous regions ad of an array of varieties. Which one deserves your cash? Yes you could ask the retailer or your friend for a recommendation. Or, you could seek out advice from someone whose world revolves around wine, someone who has tasted widely, someone who has undertaken to educate themselves in wine history and winemaking: The critic.

As I noted in yesterday's post, the key is to find a critic who tends to recommend wines that you like and I offered a solution to finding such a person. It's not hard to do.

I think the mistake people make who denigrate the critic and ask that consumers simply use their own palate results from a certain discontent many people harbor for opinionated people with power. Many critics do indeed have power. When that power is applied to a product that purely of subjective quality we start to ask, "what do they know?" Well, the best critics focusing their lenses on any artistic field often know a lot. And they can educate us, if we are willing to be educated.

The critics is a most important part of the world of wine as they are to film, music, food and other artistic fields. And we, the consumer, are just like them. We make judgments. The difference is they have the cajones to ask others to consider their judgments. This kind of moxie alone seems to demand we appreciate them.

A Wine Product Born of Fire

Pomace The wine warehouse fire in Vallejo earlier this year forced a number of wineries struck by the disaster to re-think their business plans. Many found themselves without any product to bring to market. Long Meadow Ranch from Napa Valley was one such winery, losing two future vintages. But they have plan.

According to reports Long Meadow will get themselves back on the shelves by producing a Grappa from single variety pomace.

Some explaining is in order. Grappa is a drink made from the distillation of grape pomace. Grape pomace is the skins and seeds and such that are left over after the grapes are crushed and pressed. Normally these "left-overs" are scattered back out into the vineyard and/placed in a mulch pile.

Even in Europe, where Grappa is drunk more often, it is still not drunk commonly. You really do need to develop a taste for this stuff. It is very strong and often it is very hard on the throat. It tends to be drunk after a meal as a digestif. Very little is made in America. Most is imported from France and Italy.

Long Meadow claims it will produce a "different style" of Grappa: "in recent years, high-end makers have been adopting changes, such as using fresh pomace from just one type of grape, to produce a much more polished product."

So we are looking at Single Varietal Grappas. Why not? Certainly in California, where the trade and consumers like to take care of their own, it will probably sell well. It will also end up in a lovely package (I'm guessing a tall, skinning, 500ml bottle).

Again, this is a drink that requires one to cultivate a taste for it. It is sometimes described as tasting like fingernail polish. Some like gasoline. Even the very best are extraordinarily potent. You won't see restaurants selling a bottle to a table. It will only go by the glass.

I hope Long Meadow does well with this project. Certainly there is room in the market for a very high end, smooth (as smooth as grappa can be) tasty Grappa.

The Right Holiday Cocktail

Kirroyal Every year on Christmas Eve I introduce my family to a new cocktail We gather at my in-laws house, visit before heading to dinner and church, then return to exchange gifts. Throughout the evening we all sip on the cocktail I've brought to the celebration.

This year we sipped on one of my favorite: The Kir Royal.

The Beauty of the Kir Royal is the combination of simplicity and deliciousness.

1 part Creme de Cassis
4 parts Sparkling Wine

That's it.

I prefer as dry a sparkling wine as can possibly be found. The cassis brings the sweetness to the party. If your sparkling wine is too sweet then the entire drink is out of balance. If the two ingredients are proper you end up with a refreshing, fruit driven sparkling concoction with a lovely light violet color.

Of course you can choose to use nearly any fruit cordial in place of the creme de cassis. Creme de Framboise (strawberry) is an excellent substitute as is Creme de Mure (blackberry).

It is said that the original Kir Royal was created in Dijon, France for Father Kir, a priest, resistance fighter during World War Two and mayor of Dijon for many years. Actually the original drink is simply the "Kir". The sparkling wine is replaced by white wine. Since it was developed in Dijon I suspect the first mix was made with either Chablis or some other white wine from the Burgundy region. However, the drink is far better when offered in its "Royal" version.

The family loved this cocktail. It is not overpowering, it is refreshing and it works wonderfully with both savory appetizers as well as sweet nibbles.

Finding the Right Wine Critic For You

Tom Standage, the author of "A History of the World in Six Glass", has an interesting editorial in the Herald Tribune today. In essence he is making the argument that wine and status is a manufactured pairing that that we should rank wines not based on what a reviewer says but rather on our own taste.

It's a pretty common refrain, isn't it?.

How many times have you heard this:

"So put not your faith in wine rankings imposed from on high by god-like critics."

Too many times. Doesn't this go without saying?

However, let me be so bold as to suggest the following:

INDEED, PUT YOUR FAITH IN CRITICS FOR THERE IS TOO MUCH WINE TO KNOW ON YOUR OWN!

This is the most important rationale for honoring critics with your attention in today's wine world. If we are interested in wine, if we enjoy drinking wine, if we long to know more about wine, but if we have more to do than drink wine, we have a problem. We can't try every wine to determine if we should purchase quantities of it. We need some help.

This is where the critic can be of tremendous help. By relying on the palate of a well-drunken critic we have a short cut to follow. But of course the question is who to follow. It's not like there is a lack of critics out there. There must be at least 100 drinkers who test and write about wine on a regular basis just in America. Who do you follow.

Here is the best and quickest way to determine who to give your fealty to.

Find six or seven wine critics who have reviewed the same wine. Look for critics who both give rankings and descriptions. Then, buy the wine. Taste it. Write your own notes. Then give it a ranking between 1 and 10, ten being the wine you can't live without, one being the wine you would never drink again under any circumstances.

Now compare the critics' reviews and rankings of this wine to yours. Find the critic who most closely matches your take on the wine. Voila. You've found the critic that matches your palate.

It's best to do this with at least three different wines. The more you compare, the better you can calibrate your palate with a critic.

The Jailer & The Criminal

The Jailer & The Criminal

The jailor sat constant in is metal chair behind a metal desk, alone, silent, thinking of what once had been better Christmas Eves. They all had been better. They all had come before his loss this last year that left him without his life's work, his family. To choose this night shift, this night of all nights, only meant different scenery for the lonely jailer.

Across the dimly lit room sat the jailor's only charge tonight. The criminal slumped forward off his bed, staring at his feet, detained and kept. He was familiar with the gray concrete. Ignorance, a 35 year string of bad decisions and the worst kind of mentors a boy could have had turned him into an expert in gray, dank slabs.

In a place so finely drawn by desperation and misery and on a night like this, designed as it was to demand that memories be honored, the two simple and defeated men defied the demands of the day. They were blanks. They waited on nothing. They anticipated nothing. And by midnight, both sat alone, head in hand, with a common thought neither knew how to shake or explore. What Godly task had they failed?

The criminal looked up from his floor. "Why are you here," he asked?

The jailer didn't have an answer and he wasn't surprised by the question, either. He had been asking himself the same thing. The jailer stared back at the criminal behind the bars who met his stare with silence and no apparent expectation.

The criminal placed his head back into his hands.

Finally, "I wish I weren't," the jailer replied.

A smile cracked across the criminal's face. He knew the feeling.

The criminal began to wonder if the pitiful old jailer would even be here had it not been for his crime when the jailer added, "It's not because of you."

The concrete walls absorbed their words and thoughts as the two men retreated back into themselves.

Both men were in their mid life and both now believed that far less than half remained before them. The jailer had once been a cocky, self possessed, happy man who liked to dress well, play ball and take road trips with his family. The criminal, though always one, had earlier been generous with his ear, a caring man who was genuinely taken with innocence and always believed his future would look different from the present.

Both men dwelled on far better times.

"It's Christmas," the criminal said. "I didn't get you anything."

"But I know you wanted to, so it's OK," the jailer said with a smirk.

The criminal, now wrapped in a government issued, stiff blanket stared back at the jailer through his bars. He laughed. He now recalled saying the very same words to his own father one Christmas. And he had meant it. Just having his dad home that morning was a surprise and delight that would tide him over for days on end. It was a strong memory. And the criminal finally understood why the jailer was here with him on Christmas.

By the time morning had broken the jailer had heard the criminal's story of a father returning on Christmas and much more on life among careless people, as well as a tale about saving the game with a tremendous catch on a Little League field. The criminal has sat and listened in awe at the jailer's description of an horrific and senseless accident on the road to the beach, as well as a longer story about a beautiful but poorly acted second grade play.

The two had forgotten it was Christmas. Between them, on the floor, two plastic glasses sat half filled alongside a bottle of red wine the jailer had taken from the beneath the tree in the break room. The bottle had a tag reading, "Merry Christmas, Sam!!". Sam wouldn't miss it. Something different had happened to both men that night. Something unexpected. Something very simple.

"So what will you do today, Tony? It's Christmas."

Tony looked back into the locked cell, smiled, picked up his glass off the floor, drained it and said, "I'm going to church, Hugh. And I'm going to pray for more nights like this."

"I will too."

Tony buttoned his coat against the cold morning breeze and began to walk. He thought about the criminal Hugh as he headed toward St. Ignatius. It was going be the first time in months he'd been inside a church.

Hugh laid down on his government issued bed. The jailer's room was quiet again. Hugh closed his eyes and thought about Christmas. But his mind wandered back to the night of conversation and wine. Hugh smiled. And he hoped Tony would pray hard. He hoped for more Christmases.

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Top 50 Wines of the Year

OK...so we've expanded the list making exercise from Top Ten to Top 50.

But I really wanted to make sure everyone saw this.

Frederic Koeppel has come out with is "TOP 50 WINES OF THE YEARS". And it's a great list. Fred has been writing about and reviewing wines for many years and he's one of the top reviewers in the country. Today he's delivering his prose at Koeppel On Wine.Com.

It's an eclectic list ranging in price from $18 to $300 and representing a number of countries and varietals.

TOP TEN LIST: Ways to identify wine dorks

Winegeek Mary Baker over at the Dover Canyon Winery Blog forwards this TOP TEN LIST. And it's a list that's hard to argue with. There IS a difference between the real wine geek and the poseur. Mary points out how to tell the Difference

TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WINE GEEK AND WINE DORK   

1. A dork will make you feel uncomfortable. They are supercilious, punctilious, and from my point of view, just plain supersillious. A geek, however, will make you feel comfortable, and value your opinion of his wines.

2. A dork holds his glass by the base, or with his fingers curled sensuously around the body of the glass. A geek grabs his glass by the stem and just sticks his nose in. All business.

3. Geeks love sweet wine and the women who drink them. Always keep a bottle on hand for the sensual possibilities. A dork does not keep sweet wine or palate deadening spices in his kitchen.

4. Dorks love to mention Bordeaux and Burgundy. Geeks speak and kiss French.

5. Dorks spend as much as possible for large bottles at auction, hoping for the ultimate photo opp. Geeks barter, trade, and wheedle for wine, but always seem to have plenty on hand.

6. Dorks will ask, "How long will this wine cellar?" Geeks will age a wine only as long as necessary to make it drinkable. They have been known to pick up old bottles and hold them up to the light, shaking the sediment around, and saying, "Do you think I can drink this now?"

7. In a restaurant, dorks will swizzle wine loudly through their teeth before taking the first swallow. Geeks never do this on a first date, because they know if you laugh, the wine will come out your nose.

8. Dorks will order food, then a wine to match. Geeks order wine, and a totally unrelated food. They're always surprised by how well food and wine go together.

9. Dorks follow numerical wine ratings and place their bets accordingly. Geeks are the hecklers of the wine world, and can often be overheard saying, "That wine got an 87? Geesh, I woulda given it a 91. 92?!? How did that wine rate? Are we sure that's not the judge's age??"

10. Dorks have a proper cellar for their wine collection, with temperature controls, and chairs for their guests. Geeks and winemakers use their cellars for "production stuff," and store their personal selections in the garage, between the kayak and the workbench.
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Wine Battle Royale in Washington State

Gloves Wine & Beer distribution in Washington State is in disarray today after a Federal judge ruled that the State's law allowing in-state wineries to sell direct to retailers while disallowing out-of-state wineries from selling direct to those same retailers is unconstitutional. The Judge ruled this form of discrimination against out of state wineries violates the Commerce Clause of the U.S. Constitution.

If this sounds familiar, it should. A very similar ruling was handed down by the U.S. Supreme Court in May. That ruling however applied on its face to direct sales to consumers, not retailers. In it the justices ruled a state could not bar out of state wineries from selling direct to consumers while in-state wineries could.

I've suggested for some time that while the Supreme Court decision did not specifically apply to retailers, that the reasoning in the May decision logically did apply to winery-to-retail sales. Michigan and California both disagree with this liberal analysis of the Supreme Court decision. In revamping their wine distribution laws both Michigan and California lawmakers stated that they were not compelled to address inequality that applied to sales to retail and restaurateurs because the Supreme  Court case was only directly about consumer sales.

This reasoning emerged out of political considerations rather than legal analysis. In both Michigan and California the states' wholesaler lobbies were thrown bones by legislators (and even by winery associations) by keeping the interpretation of the Supreme Court decision squarely aimed at consumer sales rather than expanding it.

The Judge in the Washington State case, brought by Costco, didn't see it this way. However, the judge gave the Washington legislature until April 14 to decide how to remedy the issue. The State's legislature can choose to open up direct sales to retailers to all wineries, in-state or out-of-state, or they can vote to stop all sales directly to retailers.

This latter choice would be absolutely devastating to Washington wineries who have had this option for many years. Far more sales by Washington wineries are made though this form of "self distribution" than through direct-to-consumer sales.

"That could send some small wineries out of business, though, said Tim Hightower, president of the Washington Wine Institute. That lobbying group for state wineries has calculated that the vast majority of the Washington's 385 wineries produce less than 2,000 cases a year -- too small, they say, to catch the attention of a member of the distribution system."

It's possible that we will see a terrific battle between wineries and wholesalers in the first four months of 2006. On the one hand, Washington's wineries--particularly the smaller ones which account for the bulk of the wineries in that state--simply cannot allow the privilege of self distribution to be taken away. This would essentially put their sales and brand building efforts into the hands of wholesalers as well as  reduce their revenues by potetially a good 25% or more. That 25% is often the difference between profitability and a loss.

On the other hand, there is no scenario that worries wholesalers more than having big chains like Costco, Sams, Walmart or large Grocery Stores buying direct from out-of-state wineries, particularly the big wineries. This is where the profit is.The sales wholesalers lose via direct sales to consumers is really minuscule. But imagine a 1 Million Case Winery selling 30,000 cases direct to Washington State's retailers. For wine that sells for about $10 a bottle that's nearly a $500,000 dollar loss for the wholesalers.

So you can see why this ruling is going to cause a battle in Washington State.

On another issue the same Judge ruled that various regulations relating to pricing of alcohol in Washington State violate the Sherman Anti-trust Act:

"Costco has demonstrated that Washington's posting, holding, minimum markup, delivered pricing, uniform pricing, ban on volume discounts, and ban on credit sale requirements are irreconcilably in conflict with federal antitrust law."

This ruling relates to, among other things, the regulation that wineries mark up the price of the wines they sell to retailers by at least 10% above cost and the Wholesalers do the same. On this issue there will be a trial. I have more confidence that this kind of regulation will eventually be upheld as constitutional. The 21st amendment that ended Prohibition and set in place the conditions under which states can regulate alcohol sales have been interpreted in an interesting way. The courts have found that in order for a alcohol related law or regulation that might not necessarily pass constitutional muster can in fact be upheld if its rational clearly advances TEMPERANCE. I think its reasonable to argue that minimum mark ups can be viewed this way, though I'm not a lawyer.

This is a battle that California and Washington wineries will closely watch. It will be particularly interesting to see what side California's winery associations come down on. My bet is that they will not even offer a amicus brief. Both the California Wine Institute and Family Winemakers of California were fine to see a law passed in this state earlier in the year that presumed the May Supreme Court decision did not apply to the retailer tier of the market. I don't see how they can support the Judge's ruling here unless they back away from this earlier position.

More here:
Seattle Post Intelligencer
Seattle Times

TOP TEN LIST: Long Island Wine 2005

Now here is a Top Ten Wine List the vast majority of wine drinkers simply could not compile. The fact is New York wines so rarely leave that state that most of us never taste them and rarely even read about them.

Then there is Lenn via Lenndevours who tastes AND writes about them. You can find below Lenn's list of

Top Ten Must Try Long Island Wines of 2005.

However, to understand WHY each of these wines is on the list, you have to GO HERE.

10. Bedell Cellars 2001 Reserve Merlot.


9. The Lenz Winery 2003 Gewurtztramier.

8. Channing Daughters Winery 2003 Blaufrankisch.

7. Macari Vineyards 2005 Early Wine.

6. Osprey's Dominion 2001 Cabernet Franc.

5. Shinn Estate Vineyards 2002 “Six Barrel” Merlot.  

4. Lieb Family Cellars 2001 Blanc de Blanc.

3. Roanoke Vineyards 2000 Merlot

2. Diliberto Winery 2003 Chardonnay.

1. Wolffer Estate 2002 Premier Cru Merlot.

TOP TEN LIST: Washington State Syrah

I've very little experience with Washington wines. I've drunk the Leonettis and Quicilda Creeks but never really ventured too far into the heart of Washington wine. Gene from the Seattle Wine Blogger, however, has. And in the spirit of our week of Top Ten Lists he sends in:

The top ten Washington State Syrah producers rated on a 100 point scale

1) Basel Cellars - 92

Baselsyrah

2) Terra Blanca - 92

3) Dunham Cellars - 90

4) Isenhower Cellars - 90

5) Amavi Cellars- 90

6) L'Ecole No. 41 - 90

7) Three Rivers Winery - 89/91

8) Beresan Winery -90

9) Apex Cellars - 89

10) Dusted Valley Vintners - 88

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Laurie Daniel on The Rutherglen Stickies

Tokayruther For quite some time now I've been suggesting that the sweet wines from Australia's Rutherglen region are not only among the best wines made anywhere in the world but probably the best values in the world.

Laurie Daniel of the San Jose Mercury News has a fantastic article today on the region and it's sweet and fortified wines along with recommedations.

Among my personal favorites are the Campbell's Rutherglen Tokay and Muscat (Both about $19 for a 375ml)

These wines can sometimes be difficult to find. But even if you can't get a hold of either of the Campbells recommended here, try a Muscat or Tokay from any of the others you might find on line or on the shelf of your local store. You won't be disappointed, particuarly given the relatively low cost of the wines.

Intermission

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Top Ten Wine Store Questions

I recently lamented the lack of "Top Ten" lists on wine. I simply hadn't found many, posted this, and made a few suggestions for those I'd like to see.

Jerry at WineWaves came through with a "Top Ten" list he posted in the Fermentation Comment Section of my earlier post that just goes to show, we have a lot of education left to do.

Not wanting Jerry's list to languish in CommentLand, we present it here:
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Top ten questions from wine store customers who you only see right before Christmas, that keep you humble:

10. How long would you "park" Yellow Tail Merlot?

9. Do you have that Cranterras wine made by Domaine? I bought it here a few months ago. (translation: Domaine Carneros Pinot Noir).

8. Is Chardonnay red or white?

7. What's a really good German Caber-nett?

6. Show me a good Murr'Lott.

5. I just had this great wine at the Olive Garden, do you have it? (translation: white zinfandel).

4. Do you have Charles Shaw? It rocks!

3. Show me a really good She-Auntie I can buy for my boss. (translation: Chianti).

2. Where is that Carneros (Pinot Noir) from? Spain?

1. Which one should I serve cold? Red or white?

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European Food Fight Begins with Welsh Wine

Wouldn't it be great to have an American leader with this kind of sense of humor, not to mention some familiarity with wine? Although it is a bit undiplomatic of the Italian Prime Minister to bash English wine the way he did.

Yet it seems the EuroLeaders take their food and wine serious. England hosted last week's European Union Summit and was charged with feeding and flooding guests. Apparently it didn't go as planned. We have this tidbit reported from the event:

"Britain’s efforts to kick-start the talks with a banquet of traditional Scottish haddock soup and Northern Irish lamb, washed down by finest Tintern Parva Welsh wine, failed to impress its negotiating partners.

Commenting on the after-dinner cheese, Chirac, apparently only half-joking, reportedly told Polish officials: “I hope I don’t have to go through that again.”

For what it's worth, and in solidarity with with Prime Minister Blair, we offer this link: English Wine.

Progress Vs. Regress In Wine & Society

Look around our culture and society and take note of the innumerable ways INNOVATION drives our daily lives and the way this force of nature constantly propels forward commerce into new territory.

Innovation in the wine industry however, while ever present, bumps up against the kind of barriers that simply do not exist in so many other areas. While computing, telecommunications, healthcare, travel, publishing and so many other industries seem to move foreword faster than most of us can account for, the wine industry moves forward at a pace that, while it still can be described as forward, is really slow enough for us all to witness, catalog and understand with no fear of falling behind.

Yet, it is important to stress that innovation in the wine industry does indeed exist and is constant. Innovation in distribution is probably the most visible. The slow emergence of the consumer as king is a result of innovation in shipping laws. This change will intensify as the industry adopts new and, yes, innovative ways in which to stay in contact with the consumer and for the consumer to access what they want when they want it. Meanwhile, the next target in distribution's innovations will come, again, at the expense of the wholesaler. Count on wineries to find new ways to get their wine to restaurants and retailers in a legal way AND a more direct way.

In the area of packaging innovation has become standard fare. Five-Hundred ML bottles, synthetic corks, better real corks, screwcaps instead of corks, Zorks to replace corks, boxes of wine, bags of wine, cans of wine. And you might even count the importance of animal labels as an innovation meant to lighten the often dogmatic adherence to traditional labeling.

Clearly production techniques are at constant threat from the innovators. Around the world smart, scientists and gutsy growers are developing new ways to trellis vines, new systems for irrigating, and new ways to deliver nutrients into the vine. Inside the winery we've come across effective ways to strip out the alcohol, efficient ways to darken the wine, and ways to make the wine smell and taste just as we want.

And of course the media that delivers the good news innovates too. The 100 points scoring system is in fact an innovation that is very recent to wine. In fact the very idea of a "wine magazine" is fairly new. But then for real recent innovations you need only count the number of consumers who get their news from the wine forums, wine websites and wine blogs, like this one.

Yet with all this, the wine industry lags behind most other industries in the pace of innovation. The reason for this?  Ancient Ways.

Winemaking and wine selling are ancient and traditional industries in which most things, from production through sales, are not just set in stone but legislated and regulated into stone. The result are institutional barriers to innovation.

Consider distribution. In America one has to obtain usually at least two licenses to simply hold a wine with the intention to resell it. Add to this the well known three tier system. It is an arbitrary construct that in most cases was legislated into place sometime in the early 1930s. Since then very little has changed. This institutionalization of the method by which wine may be moved to market has led to the adoption of faulty assumptions about what works and who is entitled to control a process that needs far less control than what currently exists. Simply to be able to TALK about whether a winery in one state can ship to a wine lover in another state a Supreme Court decision was necessary along with the deposit of literally millions of dollars into the hands of lawyers, lobbyists and lawmakers. Consider that in nearly every state in America it is illegal for a retailer to buy a bottle of wine from a winery in another state just to put it on their shelf.

Innovation will eventually change the current three tier distribution model.

Packaging too is subject to barriers put up by tradition and regulation. Take the cork. The notion that wine has needed a new and better closure has been around for at least 25 years. Yet today a combination of tradition and national economics in Portugal prevent full adoption of alternatives that fix the problem of leakage and taint. And what of labeling? Every single label in America must first be approved by the federal government. Regulations in place tell me, a marketer, what words I can and cannot use on my label. Meanwhile, words like "Reserve", "Barrel Aged" and "Old Vine" can be used in nearly any fashion I desire. Reason is not at play here.

Finally, consider production and innovation. We'll look at France. The AOC system demands that particular vines be grown in most appellations. Along with this yields and production techniques are also usually regulated. So onerous are these regulations, not just in France but in many other European countries, that those who are regulated actually believe that the rest of the world should adhere to their government's rules on production in order to sell wine on the continent. Here we have an example of being so heavily regulated that the regulations appear normal to those who are regulated, rather than being understood for what they are: artificial barriers to innovation. Would Syrah from Bordeaux made at the Petrus be any good? We'll never know. How would Gewurztraminer taste made from vineyards in the most northern reaches of Burgundy? We'll never know. The system there has made such an innovation economically impossible to pursue.

Ancient industry's have ancient rules many of which serve in the present to stifle innovation, preserve and enhance the wealth of a few and, most ominous, prevent even the contemplation of change. And yet, innovation occurs. How encouraging this is. It speaks mainly to the trait of civilized and uncivilized people alike to value change and their dedication to the notion that progress equals betterment. No matter how hard the forces behind the status quo or those that advocate for a return to the past work, this compulsion to progress usually overrides everything else. I was spurred to consider this upon hearing of a judicial decision that came down today in Pennsylvania stating that progress is better than regress.

Celebrity Wine News: Madonna Barbera

Madonnabarbera I wonder how Carneros-based Madonna Estate will react to this news?

Celebrity Cellars has announced they'll be distributing Madonna Wine. Yes, that "Madonna". What makes this wine special is that bottles will carry images created for the performers recent "Confession on a Dance Floor.

In case you are wondering, each bottle comes with a certificate of authenticity...a very nice touch, I admit. Prices range from $29 for the Barbera and Pinot Grigio to $40 for the Cabernet Sauvignon. I don't know where the wine was made, but I suspect in Italy.

And yes, they will sell out very very fast.

Laboratory Wine vs. Blue Nun

Bluenun "It cannot be that American artificial wine ends up on the German market without the consumer recognizing it. The German quality wines will be drowned by cheap laboratory wines because of this deal."

"Artificial Wine"

"Laboratory Wine."

The German Farm minister who is dissing American winemakers here is doing so in the course of explaining his opposition to the tentative trade deal between the U.S. and EU. It's nice to see that the French, with all their smug, condescending, self-assurance still have something to teach the rest of Europe.

What Herr
Farm Minister Horst Seehofer is referring to when he speaks of our "artificial" and "laboratory" wines is the practice in some circles of using "oak chips" to get that oaky quality at a lower price and the use of adding water to higher alcohol wines. The Germans can't do this, by law.

You'd think it would be enough for the good Farm Minister to simply ask that production practices between the EU and the U.S. be brought closer into agreement with each other. But that's not quite enough. They feel that denigration is the way to go.

Let's take a look at the Oak Chip issue, which I assume is the inspiration for his reference to American "artificial" and "laboratory"wines. Yet, it is true that putting oak chips into a vat of wine impart an oak flavor to the wine is a bit of an artificial approach to winemaking. After all, squished and fermented grapes do not come naturally with that smoky, vanilla aromas. Yet, when you get right down to it, I think we can all agree that aging a wine in a barrel made of oak imparts an artificial flavor also.

I can't quite put my finger on the reason so many European leaders feel they need to denigrate American winemakers as they traverse the political landscape. I'm inclined to believe it's some combination of desperation and transatlantic politics, combined with pandering to a culture and people that recently have come to despise "America" for our recent change in our diplomatic posture.

The French have made the arrogant dismissal of anything foreign an art. I'd have thought the Germans would have been more creative.

The Top 10

Top10

What's happened to the good 'ol "Top 10" list? This time of year you'd expect to see scads of them on every subject, including wine. So far, the only wine Top 10 list I can find is Mike Duffy's Top Ten Winery Websites, a brilliant project that has gotten lots of attention.

Sure, there's the Spectator's Top 100 and the Wine Enthusiast's Top 100. But the "Top 100" doesn't have the same urgency as the "Top 10". I'm a fan of list making. Done right it forces the list maker to think critically and obliges the reader to re-evaluate pre-conceptions. But where are they?

Wait, I've got one:

Top Ten "Top 10" Lists I'd Like To See

10. Top 10 Reasons for French Winemaker To Burn Down A Supermarket

9. Top 10 On-line Wine Retailers

8. Top 10 Wines Tasted by  Vinography's Alder Yarrow in 2005

7. Top 10 Wine Books Ever Published

6. Top Ten Reasons for French Winemakers to Riot and Torch a Peugeot

5. Top 10 Wine Tasting Events of 2005

4. Top 10 Wine Blog Posts Of 2005

3. Top 10 Topics Of Conversation When Wine Geeks Gather

2. Top 10 Reason for French Winemakers to Belittle
     Foreign winemakers While Burning Something

1. Top 10 Wines You've Never Tasted

The Cost of Wine Justice: $1.3 Million

Onemillion The Detroit News reports that plaintiffs in the Direct Shipping lawsuit in Michigan are asking for $1.3 Million in legal fees. Such recovery of legal fees is allowable when lawsuits are filed under U.S.C. 1983.

The plaintiffs, who won their case when it was appealed all the way to the Supreme Court, are asking for legal fees to be paid not only by the State of Michigan but also want the Michigan Beer and Wine Wholesalers who intervened in the case as defendants as they tried to protect their legal monopoly on wine sales.

I can't imagine residents of Michigan reacting well to this news. Particularly when they just got news from their Attorney General that the law that was passed to rectify the discriminatory laws the Supreme Court called unconstitutional is likely to also be unconstitutional. That's another story.

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