The Velvet Bite
I'm going to buy this wine...because I just think it's terribly cool that a winery would honor one of the greatest jazz vocalists in the history of the genre. (Have you ever heard Ella sing "mack the knife"?!!?)
However, I'm probably not going to drink this Domaine Carneros Sparkling Wine while listening to any jazz, including Ella. Here's why.
I've long believed that even given the range and the diversity of the Jazz genre, the absolutely most appropriate drink to accompany Jazz is something that attacks the senses, throat, palate and body with a Velvet Bite.
No pure wine I've ever consumed possesses this quality.
By "Velvet Bite" I mean, first, that sensation of a subtle sting that warms just as the sting diminishes when the liquid is poured over your palate. You need to feel the relief of the alcohol sting diminishing just as the alcohol also begins to warm the throat and stomach.
There must be a soft clamping down on the palate that does not linger, but also is not escapable. The sensation alerts the senses in a momentary shock like no wine can do, yet fades away, relinquishing its bite in favor of alertness and warmth.
This state, I think, is best suited for listening to Jazz. Bourbon, Whiskey, Scotch and even cognac and armagnac are the proper drinks to pair with Jazz; best suited to provide a velvet bite.
Further, I believe the full affect of pairing the Velvet Bite with Jazz occurs when a shot of any of the above beverages is taken in advance of sipping on a second round of the same. And, how this shot is performed can affect the pleasure of the pairing even more if done right.
The shot, while it should be taken in all at once, should not be targeted at the throat so that it slips down past the palate with minimal contact. On the other hand, taking time to swish the beverage around the palate will also ruin the experience. Rather, the throat should be half to 3/4s closed when the shot enters the mouth. The partially closed throat will promote a slow movement of the bourbon over the palate, followed in quick order by it slowly sliding down the gullet. The technique delivers the bite, but does not sear the palate. And at the same time, a decent amount of alcohol enters the body and the blood stream in relatively quick fashion.
Yes, I'm suggesting that Jazz is best appreciated with a slight buzz. Not a "drunk". But a warm, comfortable, smirk inducing buzz.
It should be noted that after the initial shot of our preferred beverage, the second round can be sipped, and probably enjoyed even more due to the palate, body and mind having been properly prepared by the initial shot.
Wine is simply too week to stand up to the challenging nature of jazz; the subtle, complex and sometimes jolting nature of jazz rhythms require the body to be properly prepared with an anesthesia that both weakens one's grip on convention, yet provides a bite.
Thus, Jazz is best paired with beverage.





I was hesitant
In the comments section of an earlier post this week about a new book on philosophy and wine, Richard from
Even before I review it, which I will be doing, I want to bring your attention to a new book that will be published on October 29:
Eric Arnold once sold a joke to Jay Leno for $50. Oh yea, he's also an editor at The Wine Spectator magazine. He also happens to be the author of a new "wine book" (that's a loose explanation of what the book really is) that is about as different as it could be from your typical book in the wine genre.
book was inside him. Arnold tends to report on the dollars and cents, business and industry issues that surround the wine business. This book is something altogether different, though it does include smatterings of that type of subject matter. But when it does show up it's much more of an aside.
I've not commented on the recently announced alliance between Martha Stewart and Gallo, who it appears will make wine for the doyen of all things domestic under the new "Martha Stewart Vintage" line of wines.
It was a nice restaurant in Sonoma: La Sallette. Had the wait staff been inexperienced or the company I was with any way inclined to "demonstrate" their gastronomic knowledge, I'd have likely been chastised for that second class to go with the meat stew. But it reminded me that even as a marketer of wine who uses allusions to food to help sell wine, I really don't know and am certainly not convinced that little notes here and there in different venues about the "correct" food to serve with wines is in fact a good idea at all.
For the longest time I tried to wrap my head around a simple idea: reading wine reviews that don't include the price. I'd never thought about this until today when I came across two blogs that review wines, and do it well, but don't include the price.
What is moral?
If it were up to me, I'd want no information to be required on a wine label except that which I deem useful. In particular, I would not want to have to disclose any particular ingredients or winemaking methods on a label. It's not that there's some stuff going in our wine that's harmful. It's just that some of the stuff that does go into the wine and some of the methods that are used to make wine don't sound good.
We PR folks are known for cooking up all sorts of wild things for our clients. Some ideas are better than others...to be sure. One idea that I've occasionally suggested to clients is the simple act of publishing a book about the winery's history.
had as much experience with the grape called Petite Sirah. One of those wineries was Concannon.
Have you noticed the sheer number of books that are written every year that are essentially there to tell you what you taste? Magazines too. Wine magazines and newsletters and food publications essentially exist to tell you what things taste like.
I had a long heart to palate talk with myself this long weekend and came to a consequential conclusion:
I wish
I fell into a "Red State-Blue State" wine discussion the other day with a friend as we opened a few bottles of wine to try. When we opened and tasted a 1996 Sonoma Cabernet I was provoked to state, "Now, this is serious wine!" To which my tasting mate responded: "Serious? Where's the fruit? Where's the strength?"
I'm a fan of Wikipedia. I like the idea of a constantly updating encyclopedia at my fingertips, despite the rap that it gets from some (traditionalists?) that it's not accurate. While my go to source for general wine info is still the Oxford Companion to Wine, edited by Jancis Robinson, as well as a few other atlas', Wikipedia has begun to take over some of my mindspace.
Mystery is that circumstance of information and events that present questions needing answers. We tend to be drawn to mysteries. And the answers are always more satisfying for having been mysteries first, rather than simple questions.
Andy Beckstoffer is a pretty astute guy.
"Hungaricum"
I find myself, every day, becoming more and more anamoured with Sauvignon Blanc. And this goes for well aged Sauvignon Blanc too (let's not get carried away: well aged usually means 6-10 years old)
Continuing FERMENTATION's look at money, wine and politics, we turn in this post to the money spent on political campaigns at the state level. It is here, in the individual states, where nearly all legislation and regulations concerning alcohol, its production, its sales and its distribution is undertaken.
When considering the apparent rise in global temperatures, wine types tend to ask, what will be come of my Bordeaux or Napa Cab or German Riesling as the temperatures continue to rise? There is a worry that these wines, forced to be produced with grapes asked to thrive in warmer temperatures will just not be the same.
Nothing like a man on a mission!